M700, by Thee Deores

M700

by Thee Deores

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1.	Number One (Thee Deores Are) 02:06	info	buy track
2.	All Cardio 03:03	lyrics	buy track
Never been much into stretching Workouts don’t hold my attention Ride all day is what’s for me Drink beer ‘till I can’t see All Cardio No weights All Cardio No weights All Cardio No weights Except for those twelve-ounce curls Food high in cholesterol I’m just gonna eat it all Does that bother me? Drink beer ‘till I can’t see All Cardio No weights All Cardio No weights All Cardio No weights Except for those twelve-ounce curls Up all night at the dance hall Doc says I’m gonna take a fall Does that bother me? All I wanna do is ride and ski All Cardio No weights All Cardio No weights All Cardio No weights Except for those twelve-ounce curls
3.	Goin' Biking 03:05	lyrics	buy track
I used to be so busy Then I quit my job It all seemed important I don’t give a fuck I ain’t got shit to do (You ain’t got shit to do) We ain’t got shit to do (You ain’t got shit to do) Yeah Yeah Yeah Goin’ Bikin’ Yeah Yeah Yeah Mountain Bikin’ I stopped by my friend’s It’s the middle of the week He’s lookin’ for trouble No need to speak I ain’t got shit to do (You ain’t got shit to do) We ain’t got shit to do (You ain’t got shit to do) Yeah Yeah Yeah Goin’ Bikin’ Yeah Yeah Yeah Mountain bikin’ Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Goin’ Bikin’ Yeeeeaahhhhhh Mountain Bikin’ Sitting at the bar And I’m not to lonely It’s full of men like me Single drunk and horny I ain’t got shit to do (You ain’t got shit to do) We ain’t got shit to do (You ain’t got shit to do) Yeah Yeah Yeah Goin’ Bikin’ Yeah Yeah Yeah Mountain bikin’ Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Goin’ Bikin’ Yeeeeaahhhhhh Mountain Bikin’
4.	Sit Stand or Push 02:35	lyrics	buy track
Didn't bring water. I brought beer! Didn't bring food... ...I brought shrooms. Sit, Stand, or Push! My bike's busted I'm pretty crusted Chain's sill rusted Sit... Stand... or Push! (solo, dirtnap, repeat)
5.	Clammy Chamois 02:24	info	buy track
6.	R is for Racing 02:39	lyrics	buy track
Ain’t gonna shred it Go home and pet it Ain’t gonna ride Please step aside R is for racing No hesitation R is for racing Pass ‘em No Hesitation! Ain’t gonna huck it Might as well chuck it Ain’t gonna ride Please step aside R is for racing No hesitation R is for racing Pass ‘em No Hesitation! Ain’t gonna shred it Go home and pet it Ain’t gonna ride Please step aside R is for racing No hesitation R is for racing Pass ‘em No Hesitation!
7.	Mooseknucklin' 03:45	lyrics	buy track
(You, you know who you are, wearing Spandex at the Bar) (You, you know who you are, wearing Spandex at the Bar) Gonna give you a flower One you don’t wanna smell Take that dirty diaper Ship it on straight to hell Grape-Smugglin’ Moose-Knuckin’ Camel-Toe! Paint you a picture One you don’t wanna see Take them little short shorts Ride ‘em away from me Grape-Smugglin’ Moose-Knuckin’ Camel-Toe! Write you a letter One you don’t wanna read Put that thing away It’s not allowed on TV Grape-Smugglin’ Moose-Knuckin’ Camel-Toe! Grape-Smugglin’ Moose-Knuckin’ Camel-Toe! Grape-Smugglin’ Moose-Knuckin’ Camel-Toe!
8.	Hey Gary 02:41		buy track
9.	Runnin' Single (Seein' Double) 03:22		buy track

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Woah, a historical record of Thee Deores. The first of it's kind. We can only hope this album ages as well as the ol' deerhead it's coined after...

Recorded June 2020 by Dougie in ol' Azure Flag Studios.

Oh yeah... %50 of any money you send our way are headed to a GREAT cause: navajoyes.org

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released August 7, 2020

Blair - Lead Ego
Judy - Big Bottom
Owen - Drums
Geoffrey - Supreme Shreddage
Ray - Guitar Kook

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Mountain biking's #1 Dirtbag Rock & Roll band! Accept no substitutes of higher quality or value.

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